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god-tier flashing
your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are NOT A PERVERT, dammit! you just like a NICE BREEZE around your bits. (which is always possible when you DO THE WINDY THING.)
sometimes you think you should stop being so careless: it might have been ACCEPTABLY DERPABLE when you were, like, THREE YEARS OLD, but now you can get a slap on the wrist for INDECENT EXPOSURE. but then you remember that you can DO THE WINDY THING andstreak fly off into the horizon!
until anyone is capable of capturing you, your PALHONCHO EXHIBITION OF FREEDOM continues. :B
[[warning: ooc!john/RP-askblog for the dysfunctstuck family. also, probably nudity and definitely style inconsistency. heehee.]]
sometimes you think you should stop being so careless: it might have been ACCEPTABLY DERPABLE when you were, like, THREE YEARS OLD, but now you can get a slap on the wrist for INDECENT EXPOSURE. but then you remember that you can DO THE WINDY THING and
until anyone is capable of capturing you, your PALHONCHO EXHIBITION OF FREEDOM continues. :B
[[warning: ooc!john/RP-askblog for the dysfunctstuck family. also, probably nudity and definitely style inconsistency. heehee.]]
~ Sunday, July 17 ~
arachnidsgrass replied to your post: i can open your eyes
I love you John. So fuuuuuuuucking much. Like platonic 8ro-8ulge 8umping love you know? Okay! Oh my, what am I even saying? I think I need to stop raiding the 8everage ca8inet…
hahahe it’s cool! i platonically bro-love you too :)
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~ Saturday, July 16 ~
(:D my taste in puns is as awesome as my taste in movies!)
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~ Thursday, July 14 ~
Oh hey what’s this tumb— oh.
(hahah gradually getting around to answering all of my asks hehehe this is so fun!)
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~ Tuesday, July 12 ~
~ Monday, July 11 ~
Anonymous asked: JOHN WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY.
STOP IT.
STOP BEING SEXY.
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…ii get anxiiou2 okay.
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